Ep 97: Return of the Wikipedians

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2014

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Knowledge is power, but not as powerful a power as power over knowledge, when the USS Sisyphus encounter aliens rich in knowledge and low in power over knowledge. Baxter makes an enemy, and the Red Racers defend their title.

Improvised August 24th from a suggestion by Brian Sebby via Facebook.

Edited by Eric Scull.

Featuring

Sean Kelley as Lt. Carl

Irene Marquette as Lt. Lady Cola, a Wikipedian

Leslie Nesbit as Marcnon the Wikipedian, Alan the Trivia Master

Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes. Dr. F'gaut

Nick Wagner as Ensign Ch'arles Lorem

Matt Young as Cpt. Julius Valentine Baxter, En. Greg, "Captain" Owl, Cockney Bartender

Transcript

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0:00.0	Corbyn. Corbo, you're such a no-it-all.
0:26.5	Oh, well, you know, I try to keep a lot of trivia handy for trivia nights like this.
0:32.3	Man, I want to get on your team next time.
0:34.9	Oh, well, you've got to get there pretty early. The Red Racers are
0:39.9	reigning champs of Thursday night. If I just ask to be on it next week, can I be on your team?
0:44.9	Yeah, no, you can't. Assuming we don't go over the six-member limit, but right now it's just me and Greg and Lorham.
0:52.1	Although, oh, actually, you're gonna have to wear a red uniform, though. What? That's kind of the deal. We're all command red. Can I just wear any kind of red? Yeah, I mean, if you, I don't know, do you have any, like, antique uniforms from back when red was security? No. That would be would be like kind of an in-joke for everyone
1:12.0	who knows what we do on the ship. I don't know about that. That seems really corny. Okay, fair enough. Corny Corbo. Did anyone ever call you that? No, no one's ever called me that. Nobody's ever called you that? No. Can I call you that? I'd rather you not. Well, I would rather be on your team for sure next week, no matter what I wear.
1:28.8	All right.
1:29.2	Well, you know, I...
1:30.3	I'm emotionally hijacking! that? I'd rather you not. Well, I would rather be on your team for sure next week, no matter what I wear.
1:28.8	All right. Well, you know, I...
1:30.3	I'm emotionally hijacking you.
1:32.2	I know. I know it's happening. I'll see you on Thursday.
1:36.5	Yes. Space, the final frontier.
2:03.6	These are the voyages of the starship Sisyphus.
2:07.6	Its five-year mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations,
2:14.6	to boldly go where no one has gone before.
2:25.3	You're listening to the improvised Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine
2:30.3	Baxter. Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbyte Hayes.
2:34.3	Sean Kelly as science officer Crick Watson.
2:37.3	We're the next dean as Chief Engineer Fred Spassbender.
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