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Slack.com slash DHQ. The Democrat Virtual Convention to nominate the Democrats Virtual

candidate is now virtually underway. The theme of this exciting event is uniting America

in self-hatred and mutual distrust. Chairman of the Democrat National Committee, Moultz

A. H.U. says the party is hoping the event will show off Democrat diversity by presenting

people of various races, all saying the same thing. In an interview with the Antifa newspaper

Dostomer, H.U. said, quote, we want our party to look like America and we want America to

look like a flaming dung heap with people ripping each other's eyes out and then cutting

their own throats. When you turn on the convention, you'll see blacks and white, gays and

straights, men and women and every one of them will be united in hating the rest of them.

When you ask yourself, what does democracy look like? You'll finally be able to answer.

It looks like a group of masked hooligans dressed in black, burning down your neighborhood

for no reason. Of course, that's also what fascist terror looks like, but you'll be able to

tell the difference because we're Democrats, so it's right in the name.

Unquote. After a series of preliminary speeches from virtual Republicans who have become

virtual Democrats because they couldn't get elected virtual dog catcher in the Republican

party, the Democrats will break out the big guns, firing indiscriminately at anyone who

disagrees with them. To underscore the breadth of the party's outreach, the convention will

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