Well, the virtual thrills just keep virtually coming at the virtual Democrat National Convention.

Yesterday, the wrapped audience of George Stephanopoulos and whoever gets paid to watch stuff for

Noro-Dontal were electrified to see virtual Democrat star Bill Clinton virtually address the virtual

crowd. Clinton spoke on the hundredth anniversary of women gaining the right to vote, which Democrats

say ensured their ability to win elections by appealing to people without the capacity for reason.

Clinton's speech entitled girls, girls, girls described why he joined the Democrat Party.

Clinton said, quote, are you kidding me? Where else are you going to find some of these big

haired babes? Well, you have to do is sling a little feminism at them and they let you do any damn

thing you want. Even if you knock them up, you can always hit them with the woman's right to choose

line. They fall for that every time. Unquote. In a more solemn moment, Clinton said, quote,

when you think about it, not a single Democrat president would have been elected in the last

century without the votes of those fluffy headed little darlings who giggle so appealingly when you're

chasing them around the room, exposing your private parts. Maybe they're not giggling, maybe they're

weeping, but who can tell with women? Unquote. Clinton went on to reminisce saying, quote, sometimes I

think back on how me and my good friends Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein chased down any girl,

any age we wanted and then had our pals at NBC and ABC kill the story. Women never said a word.

Then we had my same NBC pals release a tape of Trump making some dumb remark and suddenly there

were marches and me twos all over the place. And I just think, whoey, I sure I'm glad I'm a Democrat.

Unquote. As a point of clarification, Democrats say they do plan to resume caring about the abuse of

women as soon as Joe Biden hands the presidency over to Kamala Harris. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew

Clayvin and this is the Andrew Clayvin Show.

All right. We are back laughing our way through the fall of the Republic. Please go to the YouTube

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