Democrats are accusing Attorney General William Barr of interrupting their riots and illegal

spying with the rule of law. This was only one of the furious accusations Democrats hurled at

Barr after they invited him to a hearing to hear them interrupt him without a hearing.

Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, Gerald Nadler, who delayed the hearing to give

him yet another chance to catch those wily three-billy goats gruff, accused the Attorney General

of being Donald Trump's puppet. Nadler said, quote, if the president tells you to enforce the

rule of law, you rush right out like an automaton and enforce the rule of law. If the president tells

you to treat everyone equally, you obey like a zombie and treat everyone equally. How can America

trust a man who does not think for himself? When Barr tried to respond to these accusations,

Nadler cut him off, afraid that Barr might guess that his name was really Rumpel Stiltskin,

forcing him to jump up and down until he fell through the floor.

Congresswoman Zoe Loughhrn, accused Barr of tear-gassing protesters who were merely searching for

peace and justice in the rubble of the cities they were burning to the ground. Loughhrn said, quote,

this is martial law because marshals aren't forcing the law in the same way. These are peaceful

protests because you have protesters breaking things into pieces. If we can't agree that the

English language means whatever Democrats say it means, then this hearing is just going to devolve

into unfounded accusations against you, followed by me cutting you off before you have a chance to

respond until my dishonesty is completely disguised by my hysterical hyperbole. This is the kind of

lawless behavior I expect under a Trump administration and we're seeing it right now, or if we're not,

it's because I'm just getting started. Unquote. Barr tried to respond, but the committee ruled it

would be unfair for him to tell the truth before reading the Democrats their rights.

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