So we're interviewing new doctors today.

Yeah, it was, I was really surprised when the orders came back from Starfleet that it was our own responsibility to replace our doctor.

Yeah.

Is this where the doctor auditions are happening.

You're obviously a well-qualified lizard.

Come in.

Yes.

Hello.

I'm Dr. Slither.

I'm here to take care of all your medical needs.

I have a lot of experience with my own race.

It's very hard to be a doctor.

It's not a well-respected position

because mostly people just grow their limbs back.

Okay, well, here on the Sisyphist,

you would be responsible for growing people's missing limbs back. What? So I'd have to cut off my own limbs and sew my limbs onto them and then grow my own limb back? We'll call you back. Thank you, Dr. Reptar. Slither. Slyther. Thank you, Dr. Slyther. Goodbye. Hey, what I miss? Um, a terrifying lizard.

Yeah, actually, he laid a bunch of eggs on the floor. Ooh, can I have them? Um, yeah. Thanks. Hey, I wanted to throw my hat in the ring for the doctor thing. What? Yes. I've decided that I'm sick of being on the bridge and I want the relaxation that comes with being a doctor. I mean, it is the easiest job on the ship.

I think that's obvious.

All I do is scan people comes with being a doctor. I mean, it is the easiest job on the ship.

I think that's obvious.

All I do is scan people, and then I plug them with a thing, and they're fine. Plug them with a thing? Yes. All right, I don't know all of... Are you interviewing me right now? Yes, this is the interview. Okay. Yes, I would like to plug them with a thing. Commander, this is the best interview anyone's had all day.

This is the second interview we've had.

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