Bonus: Kahless Shoe Source

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2014

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Kahless is having trouble at his part time gig.

Plus news for 2014-08-25

Nick Wagner as Kahless

Special Guest Leslie Nesbit as Customer

Matt Young as Manager

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi there, Improvised Star Trek listeners.
0:02.4	Please enjoy this bonus scene, K-Less Shoe Source, and then stick around for some news.
0:13.2	These shoes are the shoes of my ancestors.
0:17.4	What size do they come in?
0:20.3	They come in size 12.
0:22.6	Is that the only size?
0:24.6	The size of a warrior!
0:26.6	Also, if you put this bit on this bit and then take this bit off, it becomes a gun.
0:32.6	You kill people with it.
0:34.6	I came in with a coupon. Well, let me see the coupon.
0:38.3	Okay.
0:39.3	Oh, you see this coupon is expired.
0:41.3	Oh.
0:42.3	This coupon expired when I died the first time.
0:45.3	Oh, oh.
0:46.3	That's not okay.
0:47.3	All right.
0:48.3	Well, um, you said that shoe has a gun on it.
0:52.3	Yeah, it becomes a gun if you're, in case you're ever captured by Federation's gum.
0:57.2	Oh, okay.
0:58.0	Are they, are they Velcro?
1:00.6	Or do I have to tie?
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