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A real survey mission. A real survey mission to survey a wormhole.

Settle down there, bit guy. It's just, captain, everybody else on the bridge crew,

I just want you guys all to know how special and meaningful it is for this to be a mission

for me on the Sisyphus. I feel like we're usually just like carting stuff from place to place, but this time we are advancing the cause of science. Well, that's great, Craig. I'm glad you're really excited about it. It's going to be fun. Captain Baxter, did we get any replies on that match.com profile we sent up for Creek? I don't think so, not yet. Okay. I have a girlfriend.

Yeah, he's dating Biontris.

Biontris.

Have we all seen Biontris?

I think so. I've seen Biontris. I haven't seen her with Crick. Oh, they could be the same person. Oh, that wasn't what I was suggesting. No, no.

Biontris is definitely a real person who is on this ship, and she is sassy and awesome.

Yeah.

She has that best-selling album.

It's the best- who is on this ship, and she is sassy and awesome.

Yeah.

She has that best-selling album.

It's the best-selling album on the ship.

Oh, it is, number one, on the Sisyphist charts.

Yeah.

Wait, have I, do I have to pay for my albums, or have I been illegally downloading my albums for years? Have you been pirating music from the ship?

I don't pay anything for them, so I'm assuming... The music industry is the one thing left in Federation Society that is capitalistically based. ASCAP is going to be all over there. Oh boy, I guess I need to get a bunch of money and back pay everything, right? Those guys will not relent. They just want their money. I'm sorry, Craig. We're talking about the survey mission.

And your girlfriend. Yeah, anyway. Or the woman you claim is your girlfriend? She is. She's my girlfriend. But, you know, wormhole, scanning it. Gonna see where it goes. Probably going to, like, disappear like most wormholes. Probably not stable. You know what that? Maybe not. Maybe it's the second stable wormhole ever. that would be so cool.

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