Scientific experts from the union of scientific experts who are totally reliable this time,

or USEWTRTT, are expressing concern that the spread of the Chinese virus, which had been brought

to a standstill by massive radical left protests, may begin again if Donald Trump starts holding

rallies.

USCWTRTT spoke from the doctor Seymour Mendesius, who has a PhD in amazingly accurate

predictions, said that computer models from the absolutely believable computer model

company are predicting with amazing accuracy that if Trump holds rallies, the virus could

suddenly spread to totally innocent people at utterly peaceful riots and may even cause

them to drop the TV they were heroically rescuing from the burning electronic store.

At a press conference made from behind a podium manufactured by the extremely serious looking

podium company, Dr. Mendesius produced the computer models from the absolutely believable

computer model company and told journalists from the completely honest news network, or

CHNN, that the spread could be worsened by the virus's systemic racism that has caused

black people to smoke and eat too much.

Dr. Mendesius said, quote, we, the union of scientific experts who are totally reliable

this time, would like to tell you of the completely honest news network that this is a particularly

nasty disease in the way it virulently spreads from irresponsible gatherings of Trump supporters

to strike down people performing essential tasks like gathering on mass to blame the police

for things.

What's more, the disease harms mostly women because they are the ones who must mourn

their husbands and fathers while the men have been put out of their misery by a slow and

painful death.

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