mobs of far-left protesters stormed Seattle City Hall and demanded that the mayor step down

because she is refusing to defund the police who are preventing them from destroying western

civilization. Protester dirtbag moron, not his real name, told reporters, quote,

sure, we can rampage violently through the halls of government, but as long as there's still police

around, we can't rape and kill with impunity. How a society is supposed to have justice when there

are still people with the privilege of not being terrorized. The protesters immediately declared

the area the communist woke topy a paradise of Seattle and began spying on people and randomly

beating up anyone who looked like they might one day have a thought that was not in keeping with

their philosophy, which is to spy on people and beat up anyone who might one day have a thought

that was not in keeping with their philosophy. The mayhem only stopped when they ran out of food

and had to use their iPhones to call Pizza Hut to tell them that capitalist corporations are evil

and please send over two dozen large pies with pepperoni and black olives because black olives

matter. The pizza delivery guy showed up and was promptly robbed at gunpoint because money is bad.

The leaders of the pro, the leader of the protesters dirtbag moron, no relation to the other dirtbag

moron, except being a dirtbag and a moron, told an imaginary gathering of happy comrades,

comrades in the utopia that exists only in his imagination, but is just like Seattle except not

on fire and filled with homeless people. He said, quote, when all America looks like Seattle does now,

we will at last have justice and possibly scurvy. I look forward to the day when no one will go hungry

because there'll be a cat in every garbage fire and a car in every ash heap where there used to be

a garage. Unquote. The protesters say the protests will continue until there is social justice for

all or something good is on Netflix. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Clevon and this is the Andrew

Clevon show.

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