I'm angry, and so I'm voting for Donald Trump.

I'm angry about illegal immigration, and so I'm voting for Donald Trump because he said

he would build a huge wall to keep out just the sort of undocumented workers he hired to

clear the ground for Trump Tower in New York City.

And because he said he'd force all the illegals to leave the country and then let them all

back in.

And he said he'd limit the number of skilled workers that can come here, and then he

said he wouldn't do that, and then he secretly told the New York Times he didn't mean any

of it, so I don't really know what the hell he's saying, but I'm angry, so I'm voting

for him.

I'm angry about Islamic terrorism, so I'm voting for Donald Trump because he said he'd

register all Muslim Americans in a database so he could track them and that he'd not

only torture terrorists, but kill their wives and children.

And even if that was against the law, he'd order the military to do it, and they'd have

to, because he would be the president, and they'd have to do what he said, because this is

America, where the president doesn't have to obey the law and can do whatever he wants.

And he'll build up the military without it costing anything, and okay, none of that makes

any sense, but it doesn't matter, because I'm angry.

So I'm voting for him.

I'm angry about political correctness, too.

And so I'm voting for Donald Trump because he just comes right out and makes fun of

handicap people and short people and anyone who doesn't have as much money as he does

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