Hello at your boy. You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Mere Mortals.

There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely winding road at twilight.

Midnight, our mum always told us, said Ron, who had stretched out arms behind his head to listen.

Hermione shot him a look of annoyance.

Sorry, I just think it's a bit spookier if it's midnight, said Ron.

Yeah, because we really need a bit more fear in our lives, said Harry before he could stop himself.

I'm Heather Pricewright.

And I'm Alex Dallenberg.

Hello, hello.

We hope you are all well and have bought a lot of rice and wet wipes in these uncertain times.

We realize that you can wash your hands to headwigs theme.

Oh, yeah.

That pretty much covers 20 seconds.

Yeah, if you sing the sort of familiar few measures of headwigs theme,

but ba, ba, ba, blah, blah, blah, blah, et cetera.

You'll get the 20 seconds.

You can do the 20 seconds of hand washing necessary. So whether or not you are social distancing, here's a podcast for you to listen to in our times of pestilence. This week we are reading, oh, we're still in Deathly Hallows, duh. Appropriate.

Yes, a little rough.

Sorry.

A dragon pox on both our houses.

We are reading this week a super fun chapter, the one called The Tale of the Three Brothers.

So, spoilers and cursing, you know the drill.

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