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The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Ep. 91—Hallows Be Thy Name

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

Arts

4.8783 Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Podcasting in the time of pestilence … hope you're all hanging in there and prepared to use some of your potentially ample alone time to TALK ABOUT DEATH. Sorry, the timing of this one is weird, but yeah, it's a lot about death. And what shoes Death might wear. And what pants. And impossible moral choices in times of crisis. And the need to believe in something. And Patrick Stewart, a bit. Plus: Does Hermione actually believe in magic? This week's chapter: The Tale of the Three Brothers Next week's chapter: The Deathly Hallows

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello at your boy. You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Mere Mortals.

0:09.1

There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely winding road at twilight.

0:15.1

Midnight, our mum always told us, said Ron, who had stretched out arms behind his head to listen.

0:21.4

Hermione shot him a look of annoyance.

0:24.0

Sorry, I just think it's a bit spookier if it's midnight, said Ron.

0:28.7

Yeah, because we really need a bit more fear in our lives, said Harry before he could stop himself.

0:36.7

I'm Heather Pricewright.

0:38.0

And I'm Alex Dallenberg.

0:40.1

Hello, hello.

0:41.0

We hope you are all well and have bought a lot of rice and wet wipes in these uncertain times.

0:50.3

We realize that you can wash your hands to headwigs theme.

0:55.6

Oh, yeah.

0:56.2

That pretty much covers 20 seconds.

0:57.7

Yeah, if you sing the sort of familiar few measures of headwigs theme,

1:03.6

but ba, ba, ba, blah, blah, blah, blah, et cetera.

1:08.0

You'll get the 20 seconds.

1:09.1

You can do the 20 seconds of hand washing necessary. So whether or not you are social distancing, here's a podcast for you to listen to in our times of pestilence. This week we are reading, oh, we're still in Deathly Hallows, duh. Appropriate.

1:26.4

Yes, a little rough.

1:28.1

Sorry.

1:29.1

A dragon pox on both our houses.

1:31.9

We are reading this week a super fun chapter, the one called The Tale of the Three Brothers.

1:38.7

So, spoilers and cursing, you know the drill.

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