Ep. 90—Chekhov's Erumpent Horn

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

If a crumple-horn snorcack appears in the first act … well, you know the drill. This week, Potter Productivity becomes a thing; so does #Rontent; Hermione reads in bed and that's an actual scene in this book, like a whole page of that; Xenophilius gets his Infowars on; and we wonder whether J. K. believes that all writers are trash. Plus: An easter egg that took forever. This week's chapter: Xenophilius Lovegood Next week's chapter: The Tale of the Three Brothers

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0:00.0	Wake up, Sheeple. The Ministry of Magic wants you to think Crumple Horde and Storkax aren't real.
0:06.9	You're listening to the Quigler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club that knows the truth is out there.
0:14.9	No.
0:16.1	He removed a tottering pile of papers from an armchair and sat down, his wellington legs crossed.
0:22.6	How may I help you, Mr. Potter?
0:25.6	Well, it's about that symbol you were wearing around your neck at Villan Fleur's wedding, Mr. Lovegood.
0:31.6	We wondered what it meant. Xenophilius raised his eyebrows.
0:36.6	Are you referring to the sign of the deathly hallows?
0:44.3	I'm Heather Price, right?
0:45.7	And I'm Alex Dallenberg.
0:47.8	I don't know even how we start these.
0:49.9	We do them so infrequently.
0:52.2	I've been starting a new job.
0:54.1	It's been, there's just been a lot going on.
0:56.9	Yeah, I know.
0:58.3	But I think I'm in a better rhythm now.
1:00.0	We keep saying that.
1:00.9	And we say this all the time.
1:02.2	So, hey, we'll make them when we can make them.
1:05.0	We are fully committed to getting through this friggin' book.
1:08.2	We're limping over the finish line of the Deathly Hallows.
1:12.1	But, woof.
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