Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers, to stay six feet apart, wash your hands frequently, and avoid touching your face.

You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for the quarantined.

That brings us to the end of another Potter watch. Keep each other safe. Keep faith.

Good night. The radios dialed and the lights behind the tuning panel went out.

Harry Ron and Hermione were still beaming. Hearing familiar friendly voices was an extraordinary tonic.

Harry had become so used to their isolation,

he had nearly forgotten that other people were resisting Voldemort. It was like waking from a long

sleep. I'm Heather Price Wright. And I'm Alex Dellenberg. And we're quarantined.

Sort of. We're in Phoenix with my family.

We're social distancing.

Yeah.

We're not really leaving our house except to go on walks that nobody else is nearby on besides some dogs.

We were here for a wedding before everything went upside down and just decided to stay.

Also, the wedding didn't happen, obviously. Which sucked,

but it will happen eventually. Yes, because things will someday be okay. Maybe. Not for Harry Potter

anytime soon. This week we are reading the chapter called The Deathly Hallows, which is the title of the book. So that's cool. In this podcast,

as usual, you will hear spoilers, cursing, and us trying our best to be helpful and normal

and not talk about the fact that it feels like the apocalypse. So yeah, I mean, everybody knows what the fuck is going on.

Everything's a mess. And we're going to try to actually just talk about Harry Potter mostly and

not obsess because I have found that the podcast I'm listening to right now are the ones that

don't talk about coronavirus that much. So that's the last time I'm going to say that fucking word.

You will also hear some adult themes.

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