In an amazing health breakthrough, scientists have discovered that the Chinese flu will not spread

if people are gathered together in a cause which Democrats think is just.

Responding to conservative complaints, the Democrats seem to be complete and utter hypocrites

who force children to stay home from school while allowing thugs and radicals to riot through the streets.

Computer models, created by the totally scientific computer modeling company,

show that large crowds may get together safely if their purpose is in line with Democrat plans

to reduce America's ashes. In tests that sent a wave of relief and joy through the entire

totally scientific community, people with the Kung Flu were gathered together in a small room.

While a video was played of Nancy Pelosi applying lipstick to her forehead, while she announced,

quote, it is past time we address the issues that have remained completely the same since we

discovered they could get us elected for no reason. Unquote. After this, the experiment participants

dispersed to their nursing homes where they were watched carefully while they coughed up their

lungs and died for reasons having absolutely nothing to do with the flu manchew. To ensure accuracy,

this totally scientific experiment was repeated with elderly sufferers from the Asian murder

disease, locked in a New York City subway car and forced to watch Barack Obama address the nation

exactly as if Joe Biden were a senile hologram who couldn't speak for himself.

O'Biden said quote, we have waited too long for a president who would address the issues of

police tactics as I did for eight years to know effect. Now is the time when we can fix this because

we don't have some total incompetent in the Oval Office. Unquote. Astoundingly, according to the

totally scientific computer model company, every single one of the people in this experiment

died of completely natural causes within only 14 days, proving that it is perfectly safe for

people to gather together to burn down cities, though it may remain dangerous to try to stop them.

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