A solitary man has decided to start a Black Lives don't matter movement, so Black Lives

matter will have something to protest about.

Saul Schmendrick of West Falls, New Jersey, says he feels BLM has suffered too long from

the fact that everyone agrees that Black Lives matter and he wants to give BLM a more legitimate

reason to encourage the riots that destroy the businesses and lives of just those innocent

Black people whose lives actually matter.

In a statement released to his mother's basement, Schmendrick said, quote, it is clearly an

act of systemic racism that there is no systemic racism to protest in this country so that when

Black Lives Matter agitators protest systemic racism, they just look like the sort of thugs

people who are part of systemic racism would be racist against if there were systemic racism.

My new Black Lives don't matter group will provide systemic racism.

So when Black Lives Matter protests systemic racism, they won't make people feel that they're

just burning stuff for no reason, which is what they would be doing if there were no

systemic racism, which there isn't.

So now there is, unquote.

In the first meeting of Black Lives don't matter, attended by Schmendrick in a three-inch

high plastic figure of Bowser from the Super Mario games, as well as all the characters

from the Phantom Menace in the form of collectible action figures, the organization issued a manifesto,

saying quote, because we as Americans are not racist and only wish Black people well,

we hear by issue a racist manifesto so BLM won't look ridiculous when they go out and

declare that America is racist and doesn't wish them well.

We also applaud violent police officers because no one else is doing that.

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