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Slack.com slash DHQ. CNN is excited to introduce their brand new show Gaslight, which promises

to bring you an entirely different world of news than the world we're actually living

in. According to program notes used to clean a toilet seat in an airport restroom, Gaslight

will be shown Sundays through Saturdays from 12 a.m. to 11.59 p.m. and will feature an exciting

new array of hosts who will be exactly the same host as before, except, called new. On

the first episode of Gaslight, new host Chris Cuomo will take an in-depth look at the peaceful

protesters peacefully being peaceful in the midst of cities around the nation that just

happened to be on fire for some reason. Chris will explain why the peaceful protesters

are absolutely right to peacefully drive their car over the bodies of policemen and peacefully

hammer the heads of unarmed women with two by fours while other peaceful protesters stand

by peacefully laughing. After all, who doesn't enjoy a good laugh?

Based on Gaslight, new host Anderson Cooper will bring on expert guest, Looney McGabble, retired

four star general from the nation of Imagine area. General McGabble will explain how at any

moment Donald Trump could unleash nuclear attacks against the peaceful protesters with

assistance from flying saucers from the planet Gildar. General McGabble says he has high level

sources from Gildar in radio communication with him through the fillings in his molars,

and while some citizens may think they're under threat from violent looters and rioters,

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