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Slack.com slash DHQ. Over Memorial Day, as America paid tribute to those heroes who fought

and died so that Gretchen Whitmer could become the fascist queen of Michigan, a controversy

broke out over Donald Trump's new press secretary, Kaylee McAnany. At a press conference with

journalists and other Democrats, Ms. McAnany was asked what time it was, where upon she

drew a samurai sword and in a series of motions to swift for the human eye to record,

she dismembered the entire White House press corps, leaving the memorial collection of bleeding

torsos, writhing and shrieking wordlessly on the floor, which actually raised the intelligence

level of their questions. Ms. McAnany then lifted a flame, throw her and reduced what was

left of the journalists to a pile of ashes that blew out the window into the Rose Garden

where they acted as mulch, thus performing a useful function for the first time in their

lives. Chris Wallace of Fox News had Ms. McAnany had overreacted, saying, quote, back in

my day when the press corps was interrupting Ronald Reagan's struggle against the Soviet

slave empire by calling him a warmonger and an idiot actor, we would not have allowed

anyone to suggest we were a bunch of biased and intellectually corrupt enemies of truth

and decency, no matter how true it was. Now, when the press corps is covering up for

a senile hologram who hasn't spoken an honest word in decades and then shouting meaningless

insults at the president during a crisis, I find it intolerable that we've been caught

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