Democrats are worried that a rebounding economy could hurt their chances of

bobbing off the brain dead relic of a once dishonest human being on a population

blinded by economic hardship in November's election.

Speaking out of the more appealing side of his face, DNC Chairman Harvey Dent said,

quote,

they say you can't fool all the people all the time and unfortunately that was our entire election strategy.

If people in Michigan are scrambling in the dirt for roots to eat because Governor Gretchen

Whitmer won't let them out of their houses to make a living, that's a state where we can run a

wooden dummy speaking in Nancy Pelosi's voice with Karl Marx's hand up his tukus and they'll never

know the difference. But if heaven forbid people can feed their children again, that's bad for the

Democrat party and what's bad for the Democrat party is bad for America. If by bad for America,

you mean good for America. On quote, presumptive former presidential candidate Joe Biden says he

knows he can convince people he's a friend of the working man as long as the working man

isn't working. Speaking to a potted plant, he mistook for his own reflection, Biden said, quote,

my hope is that come November, people will be so hungry that a walking potato will look pretty

good to them. I was even planning to put some butter and sour cream on my head and maybe a spring

of parsley so they could imagine by voting for me they'd get something to eat. But if the economy

shouldn't rebound and people are doing okay, then the only question is going to be who am I and

what was I talking about? No, really, who am I and what was I talking about? Unquote. President

Trump meanwhile plans to continue his strategy of doing an excellent job while saying stupid stuff

because beating Biden would just be too easy if he weren't shooting himself in the foot at the same

time. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin and this is the Andrew Clayvin Show.

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