Ep. 89—Deer Is Headlights

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Ron is back! Hurray, we guess? Nah, it's good to have him around for rage fodder if nothing else. This week: Harry has learned nothing from Snake Corpse; nobody knows what Stan Shunpike looks like; Ron, admittedly, performs an act of daring and heroism, and gets a taste of what Harry's full entire life consists of; Hermione resembles Galadriel; and we get two thin, small-featured blonde actresses hilariously confused. Plus: a candle no one asked for. This week's chapter: The Silver Doe Next week's chapter: Xenophilius Lovegood

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0:00.8	Do, a deer, a female dear, Ron, a prodigal son.
0:08.0	You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club that can sing most anything.
0:15.6	The silver dough was nothing. Nothing compared with Ron's reappearance.
0:21.4	He could not believe it.
0:23.5	It was you?
0:25.1	Harry said at last.
0:26.9	You cast that dough.
0:29.6	What?
0:30.6	No, of course not.
0:32.3	I thought it was you doing it.
0:34.2	My patroness is a snag.
0:36.6	Oh, yeah.
0:40.1	I thought it looked different. No antlers.
0:49.0	I'm Heather Pricewright. And I'm Alex Dallenberg. Hello, here we are. We are still reading Deathly Hallows. We will be reading Deathly Hallows until we both perish.
0:55.0	Not really.
0:55.7	We're about halfway through.
0:56.9	I mean, these days, who the fuck knows?
1:00.7	It's like 70 degrees on January 12th in New York City.
1:05.7	So we are indeed perishing as a species more quickly than we should be.
1:11.0	It's more like 60 degrees, but still, either way.
1:14.4	It was above 65.
1:16.6	There's nothing like summer in the city.
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