Ep. 9 As American as a pie to the face!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

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4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2012

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

In episode 9 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner and John Heffron visit Toys"R"Us and get nostalgic, and at the end, Heffron gets a creamy surprise on his face (not what you're thinking, pervert). Ralphie May and Lahna get the black and white perspective on global warming, abortion, gay marriage, and the other hot button topics of today.

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0:00.0	Gerald came and buckled at the knees.
0:07.4	Oh, Gerald.
0:09.4	Oh, Gerald.
0:11.5	Oh, Gerald.
0:15.0	When I get a buzz, I screw the screw. Get a Buzz I
0:21.6	Screw
0:22.6	The screw
0:24.6	The screw sounds like this
0:26.6	Touch the metal screw
0:28.6	on this page
0:30.6	Well done
0:32.6	I
0:34.6	I like the house too cold.
0:42.3	I like to keep it hot.
0:45.3	I don't care much for cooking.
0:48.3	I like to eat a lot.
0:51.3	It scares me where she's driving and that always
0:55.5	causes a fight
0:56.4	I like to fuck in the morning
0:59.2	and I like to fuck at night
1:01.7	Sometimes it drives me crazy
1:08.9	Oh those things you do
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