Ep. 8 Tits, Twats and Twins
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2012
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
On episode eight of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner showcased a story from The Smash Brothers, two twin brothers and comedians who banged the same lady for a whole weekend when they were teens. Lahna judged KCal's bikini contest, and we hear music from musician Brad Folk.
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| 0:00.0 | What do you want done? You look great. |
| 0:02.0 | I don't know. It's such a big question. |
| 0:04.0 | There's so many things I can do, but I don't know. Maybe bigger boobs. |
| 0:08.0 | Hey, you can't go wrong there. |
| 0:09.0 | You can't go wrong. |
| 0:11.0 | Keep getting bigger. |
| 0:12.0 | I like the house to cold |
| 0:21.6 | I like to keep it hot |
| 0:24.6 | I don't care much for cooking |
| 0:27.6 | I like to eat a lot |
| 0:29.6 | scares me where she's driving |
| 0:32.6 | and that always causes a fight |
| 0:35.6 | I like to fuck in the morning |
| 0:38.2 | and I like to fuck at night |
| 0:40.8 | sometimes it drives me crazy |
| 0:48.0 | all those things you do |
| 0:50.6 | you're a big fat gentile |
| 0:53.7 | and you're a dirty chew. |
| 0:56.8 | Sometimes you are wrong. |
| 0:59.5 | Sometimes you're not right. |
| 1:02.4 | I like deep us in the morning. |
| 1:04.9 | And I suck thick at night. |
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