Ep. 10 Welcome to the Rain Man Community
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 3 October 2012
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
In episode 10 of "The Perfect 10," we mark our two-month anniversary! Yay! And what better way to do it than with a whole episode devoted to the end of the world?! It opens with the Autistic Psychic of YouTube, who is not accredited. He's just autistic so we assume he knows his stuff. We speak with the "Rain Man" community of Los Angeles aka "The Snake People" of Hollywood Blvd. and the freaks of Venice Beach. Cue: Comedian Earthquake, who discusses the impending earthquake that'll wipe Cali off the face of the planet (or just make it a really cool island separated from the States), as well as real-life knowledgeable person Professor Jim Adansky from Florida. This week's band: Murder by Death! A perfect ending to a doom-filled episode.
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| 0:00.0 | Attentious citizens of California! |
| 0:03.0 | Attentious citizens of Oregon! |
| 0:06.0 | Attentious citizens in Washington! |
| 0:09.0 | Attentious citizens of Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada! |
| 0:13.0 | It's great quality has been issued for California. |
| 0:19.0 | It's going to be 9.0 greater magnitude. People in California, you have to be prepared for a major earthquake. |
| 0:28.6 | The earthquake will be so powerful in California. It may destroy lots of houses. May destroy all kinds of telephone poles. |
| 0:41.3 | May destroy all kinds of transformers. |
| 0:44.3 | And may to knock all kinds of telephone poles over in California. |
| 0:48.3 | People in California, be prepared. |
| 0:52.3 | Have your medical kids ready. Have your everything ready. |
| 0:56.0 | Have your lamps, flashlights, latrots, and batteries ready. |
| 1:01.0 | Game cells and propane ready. |
| 1:03.0 | The earthquake will be so powerful in California. |
| 1:08.0 | It may destroy every day. It's going to be 9.0 greater magnitude to. |
| 1:13.4 | Golden Gate Bridge may collapse and may affect Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Idaho, Utah, |
| 1:24.2 | Colorado, Montana, and may affect Alaska, interior of British Columbia. |
| 1:32.3 | It may affect country in Mexico as well. |
| 1:37.3 | This break will be so powerful in California. |
| 1:41.3 | It may destroy every day. |
| 1:47.6 | Best luck to you. |
| 1:49.1 | People in California, |
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