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Slack.com slash DHQ. We here at the Daily Wire have acquired Joe Biden's list of potential

running mates. The list was discovered in Biden's basement, wedged between a copy of Good Night

Moon and the manuscript of Biden's upcoming autobiography entitled The Greatest Moments

of I Forgot What I Was Talking About. In keeping with Biden's promise that he would have

complete integrity and cow-towing to every possible left-wing pressure group, the list

only contains the names of female candidates, along with Biden's personal notes, ranking

the candidates according to intelligence, talent, poise, and the swimsuit competition. Among

the candidates is Stacey Abrams of Who Biden writes quote, I can only give her a six because

her weight really detracts from her desirability, but her sassy charm does call up some pert

fantasies so I won't rule her out.

Unquote. Next to the listing for Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms Biden writes quote,

Man that last name really makes me slip into a lot of daydreams. I'll have to sneak up

behind her to see if she lives up to the hype, but from what I've seen of her, wow figure,

I've got to give her an eight, unquote.

Senator Elizabeth Warren is next on the list, Biden writes of her quote, sure, back in the

day she might have been a looker, but what do they expect me to do, run next to a girl

who's old enough to be my grandmother? Also, all that yakety yak, it would make four years

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