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President Trump has changed his mind about disbanding the Chinese flu task force and

will instead have it evolve into a modern dance troop, or possibly a White House-based

improv comedy club. The president had said the task force would slowly shut down now that

its work on the Chinese flu is over, but journalists and other useless nudges objected, saying

the task force had played an important role in getting everything wrong and giving reporters

a chance to ask useless gotcha questions, so it should continue throughout the summer,

especially with our favorite TV shows in reruns. Since there's not much else that can

be done about the Chinese flu itself until the Jews come up with a cure, Trump says he

feels doctors, Anthony Fauci and Debra Birx should turn to other things. The president

said, quote, perhaps they could put on a production of Romeo and Juliet. It's really one of my

favorites of the board's works because it hovers in that vexing shadow land between

comedy and tragedy, raising fascinating and profound questions about the role of chance

and coincidence, not just in theater, but in human affairs as well. And that's not just

me saying that. Many respected people have said as much and they tell me Shakespeare would

have been amazed at the terrific job I've done as president.

Unquote. Journalists also want to see the task force continue. And so does CNN's Jim,

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