Ep. 88—The Monster Book of Twitter Monsters

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 787 Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Skip to 37:00 if you don't want to listen to us talk about being social justice warriors. Seriously, don't say we didn't warn you. This week, the tweet heard 'round the world, Harry's boulevard of broken nonsense Dumbledore gave him, the vagaries and idiocies of youth, but also the wonderful intensity of being a 17-year-old, and another mystifying character age discrepency. Plus: Heather says both the words "aunt" and "Grindlewald" differently in every sentence. This week's chapter: The Life & Lies of Albus Dumbledore Next week's chapter: The Silver Doe

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0:00.0	Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?
0:06.0	You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club that needs to get off Twitter.
0:12.4	Look what he asked from me, Hermione. Wished your life, Harry, and again, and again.
0:17.5	And don't expect me to explain everything. Just trust me blindly.
0:21.6	Trust that I know what I'm doing.
0:22.6	Trust me even though I don't trust you.
0:25.6	Never the whole truth.
0:26.6	Never.
0:27.6	He loved you.
0:28.6	I know he loved you.
0:30.6	I don't know who he loved, Hermione.
0:32.6	But it was never me.
0:34.6	This isn't love, the mess he's left me in.
0:43.6	He shared a damn sight more of what he was really thinking with Gellard Cringdlvold than he ever shared with me.
0:46.8	I'm Heather Pricewright.
0:48.3	And I'm Alex Nallenberg.
0:49.4	Happy New Year.
0:50.3	Here we are. We have returned after taking a much needed break from the vagaries of J.K. Rowling's opinions
1:00.0	and also just from basically doing anything.
1:05.4	We cleaned the apartment.
1:06.6	We did.
1:07.2	We nose to tail cleaned the apartment.
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