Theminists are absolutely fuming that North Korea could have a female dictator presiding over a

regime of murder, torture, starvation, and rape before America does. There were reports that North

Korea's dear leader Kim Jong-un maybe dead after he injected himself with chlorox on the advice of

his good friend Donald Trump. Trump issued a statement about the report saying, quote, ha ha ha,

I knew the little psychopath would fall for that one. He's even dumber than Dean Baked.

I mean, unquote, in the aftermath, all eyes have turned to Kim sister Kim Yo-jong, the hot little

number who charmed in delighted American news media outlets during the 2018 Olympics. CNN said she

was quote, and this is a real quote, stealing the show. The New York Times, a former newspaper

said she quote, outflanked vice president Mike Pence in diplomatic image making. And Mike

Pence said she was quote, a central pillar of an evil family clique that brutalizes, subjugate

stards and imprisoned. It's 25 million people. Pence may have just been jealous of her show stealing

charm, or he must have just been telling the truth. Now that the little cutie may rise to

ultimate power, feminist syrup set as she could break the glass ceiling of psychopathology before an

American woman, if you don't count Jennifer Rubin. Feminist lunatic in New York Times,

op ed columnist Shrily Winging said quote, it is shameful that North Korea may give a woman

the right to slaughter anyone she wants. When here in America, we threaten to take away even her right

to slaughter her own baby. Unquote, feminist academics, really, Winging, no relation, said quote,

it's a disgrace. North Korea is a nation where a woman can have a man executed for not agreeing

with her, whereas I can only destroy his career and have him assaulted by irrational mobs of

slavish college students. Unquote, though Kim's death has not yet been confirmed, the North Korean

military is apparently making plans for a stirring nationwide ceremony in which they'll elevate

Kim Yo-jung to power and then assassinator. Trick or warning, I'm Andrew Klaven, and this is the

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