You know, normally I like to begin the Andrew Clayvin show with a few satirical remarks to add an atmosphere of

Rembuncious hilarity to the apocalyptic events of the day

teams of writers and producers scour the internet for appropriate material

Not for me. I'm here by myself, but something

somewhere that's probably happening

Unfortunately given the daily pressures of life, I can't always create satire that's as funny and absurd as the competition

Namely reality. So here's a true story untouched by human hands

The United Nations and the nation of Japan have entered into a tense conflict over acts of violence against cartoon women

Now really this is true last month the UN assembled a committee to discuss issues of sexual violence fair pay for women and the

Treatment of pregnant women in the workplace

Although what pregnant women are doing in the workplace the committee didn't mention since obviously they should be home

Taking care of themselves because they're pregnant

Maybe they'll take that up at another meeting

Where was it? Oh, yeah as their top priority?

I'd like to repeat that. That's this is their top priority the United Nations wanted to address the possibility of

banning Japanese video games manga and anime comics that contains sexual violence against women

This urgent request was sent to the nation of Japan where it received a response from the Japan's

Women's Institute of contemporary media culture who responded to the United Nations and this is a real quote

We are absolutely in agreement that the protection of the rights of women in Japan is important

On the other hand if we are asked to consider whether protecting women's rights in Japan

Requires us to ban the sale of manga and video games depicting sexual violence

Then we must reply that that is an absolute no

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