It's time for the weekend roundup of political news.

If Marco is Rubio and Polo is the presidency of the United States, it seems safe to say

Saturday's Republican primaries sounded something like Marco, Polo, Marco, Polo, Marco,

Ted Cruz racked up big wins in Kansas and Maine sending waves of fear through the GOP

he established establishment Republicans issued a statement saying Senator Cruz, quote, must

be stopped before he destroys the Republican Party by limiting the power of government

and reestablishing constitutional law.

When told that limiting the government and reestablishing constitutional law were actually

the principles of the Republican Party, the establishment issued a new statement saying,

quote, ha, unquote.

John K. Sik also remains in the race.

He says he's he is proving that he is the only adult in the room by refusing to get

down in the mud and fight with the other candidates about issues and policies.

Instead, he's learning to play the bongo and taking up MacRame.

He also makes an excellent cheese souffle.

Meanwhile CNN and keeping with its reputation for going after the most important news of

the day asked Donald Trump's wife Melania about Trump's manly member.

Melania assured voters that Donald Trump is the biggest one in the race or has the biggest

one.

No, no, is the biggest one in the race.

And I had it right the first time.

On the Democrat side, a debate between Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders ended when Mrs.

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