Ep. 86 - From Star Wars to Race Wars
The Andrew Klavan Show
The Andrew Klavan Show
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2016
⏱️ 33 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | At TikTok, we're known for entertainment, but behind the scenes, we commit it to safety within our community. |
| 0:06.0 | That's why we set all TikTok accounts age between 13 and 15 as private, with no access to direct messaging. |
| 0:13.0 | Our family pairing tool lets you link your account to your teams, so you can adjust what content they see, |
| 0:19.0 | and manage how long your family spends on TikTok with our screen time management tool. |
| 0:23.0 | Safety, your priorities, our commitment. |
| 0:26.0 | Search TikTok Guardians Guide to learn more. |
| 0:30.0 | Former Ku Klux Klanzman David Duke is angry about being called former Ku Klux Klanzman David Duke. |
| 0:37.0 | In a furious exchange yesterday, he lashed out at Newsmax's Steve Malzberg during an interview about Duke's support for Donald Trump. |
| 0:45.0 | You were a plan, is there relevant? I'm not in the clan. Do you understand that? But you were in the clan. |
| 0:50.0 | You were the grand wizard of the clan, are you not? |
| 0:54.0 | In response to the incident, the Ku Klux Klanz issued a statement saying it no longer wishes to be known as the former organization of David Duke. |
| 1:01.0 | Duke says the clan is, quote, just too nasty for us. |
| 1:05.0 | KKK Grand Flugal, Jedadaya H.U. told reporters, quote, |
| 1:09.0 | the KKK is an organization with a long and respected tradition of terrorizing black people and lynching Jews. We can allow ourselves to be associated with someone who would treat Mr. Malzberg in such a rude and disrespectful manner. |
| 1:24.0 | And by the way, what sort of name is Malzberg anyway? That's kind of a big nose he has, isn't it? But perhaps I've gotten off the subject, unquote. |
| 1:30.0 | Another clan leader, the most high bagel Obadiacruelty, added, quote, Dr. Duke's on-air mistreatment of the Jewish-looking Malzberg was totally unacceptable. The clan must uphold its reputation for elegant manners and considered behavior. |
| 1:43.0 | And could you please loan me your cigarette lighter? I'm having a hard time getting this cross to catch, unquote. |
| 1:49.0 | One other top clansman joined in disavowing Duke, the Lordly Chief Google Jeremiah Lowlife said, |
| 1:55.0 | David Duke behaved in a rude and thuggish manner. We're ashamed. We once allowed him to join us in visiting terror on innocent Americans. In the future, we'll be careful only to associate with polite, honest, well-bred individuals like ourselves and Donald Trump. |
| 2:10.0 | Figure one, I'm Andrew Clayvin, and this is the Andrew Clayvin show. I knew we'd get through that eventually. See, you see, you yell at me that I get comments in the comments section about my laughing at my own jokes, but you don't know the half of it. |
| 2:30.0 | We're lucky we can come on the air at all. We'd much rather just sit around and kid around. All right, things are going crazy in our beloved country. And we'll try. I have so much stuff I want to talk about, but we have to first deal with the aftermath of Super Tuesday, which is like the smoking wreckage. It's like that scene in Gone with the Wind. Remember where they're wandering through the hospital. All those people does lying there. People wandering around in a daze, you know, kind of calling for their mothers through the mist and everything. |
| 2:58.0 | So there's my last show of the week, but there will be all kinds of things going over the weekend. You know, there's the debate tonight, I think. And then there's a couple of a couple more primaries and caucai and so forth. And if you need me, I'll be hiding under the sofa, waiting until it's all over. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Andrew Klavan Show, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of The Andrew Klavan Show and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

