Doctors have begun to discover some unnerving side effects to the disease they're calling

the wool flu or the Kang flu or the Flumanshu or the Chinese Communist plot to destroy America.

Although some are calling it the coronavirus with complete disregard for any bigotry that

may cause against Mexican beer manufacturers.

What's I talking about?

Oh yeah, doctors have discovered side effects of the Chinese flu.

For instance, some reporters who have been covering President Donald Trump's press conferences

seem to be suffering the side effect of becoming smaller and smaller until they appear as insignificant

and ineffective as teensy tiny little ants, except with human heads and big mouths that keep

shouting irrelevant but wildly hostile questions in high pitched voices that are barely even

audible anymore, but just come through the television speakers like one of the songs

sung by the munchkins in the Wizard of Oz except very dim and far away.

Doctors fear if these side effects worsen, the White House press corps may disappear altogether

and will have to be replaced by journalists.

Another side effect of the flu is that some Americans can no longer remember any of the

Democrat candidates for president.

Interviewed by medical personnel, Americans now only have dim recollections of a loud, angry

old man who keeps touting 19th century philosophies that have caused poverty and oppression wherever

they've been tried.

But these same Americans say that memory seems so absurd.

It may not be a memory at all.

They may only have dreamed that such a person exists while they were suffering high fevers,

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