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Slack.com slash DHQ. Joe Biden has announced that he will hold regular shadow briefings

to correct the briefings of President Donald Trump during the current crisis. So, for

instance, when Trump holds a briefing to announce measures to soften the crisis as

blow to the economy, Biden will hold his shadow briefing to announce that he can remember

when Americans would all sit together around the record player and say the pledge of allegiance

to Franklin Roosevelt unless they were black and then they had to sit somewhere else,

and that was wrong. And he opposed that, or maybe he was for it. He can't remember anymore

but anyway, it was a different time and we need to pull together like that again and not

let Richard Nixon tear us apart or whoever it is.

And when President Trump holds a briefing to announce increased efforts by pharmaceutical

companies to find a vaccine while the government tries to dial back regulatory impediments,

Biden will hold a shadow briefing to announce that there used to be a guy he knew named Cornpop

or popcorn. Maybe it was buttered popcorn because that's awfully good. And anyway, he

was a real tough character. He used to make fun of Joe because the hair on Joe's legs used

to bleach blonde in the sun and popcorn would say, hey, blondie legs. So Joe wrapped a chain

around his hand and just beat the living crap out of the guy and he'll do that to Trump

too if he's not careful. You just wait. Biden says he'll also try to make his breathing

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