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Slack.com slash DHQ. You know, we've been paying so much attention to the Chinese flu,

or as I like to call it, the stinking Chinese flu, or just the stinking Chinese for short.

But just because those communist, Hainian bad eaters have destroyed the economy and chased

everyone indoors, that's no reason we can't pause now and then and take a look at the

other important news that's happening while we shelter in place. For instance, I have

kind of a boil on my right side just under my belt line that's been bothering me. And

there's a spider in the top right corner of my living room who's been spinning this

elaborate web all day. I sort of feel like I should get a step ladder in a broom and

kill the thing. On the other hand, it's something to look at. And if I kill him, I'll be

stuck watching the Stephen Colbert show, which is like watching paint dry, which was actually

kind of entertaining for the first three hours or so. But after that, it was like watching

Stephen Colbert. On the international scene, I got a letter from Poland yesterday, but

it was actually delivered to the wrong address. When I tried to read it, it just to just

pass the time, it turned out to be in some kind of foreign language, which I guess is what

they speak in Poland for some reason. In financial news, I can't find the $4 and quarters

I've been carrying around ever since I was forced to pay the parking garage machine and

cash and got all those quarters for change early reports of the change may have fallen

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