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Slack.com slash DHQ. Many on the left are saying that the current crisis is demonstrating

the virtues of socialism. For instance, they say since we need big government spending

now in this emergency, that shows we should have big government spending all the time.

Or since government has to support healthcare now, that shows government should pay for

healthcare all the time. Now, I always agree to the logic of the left because it keeps

them pacified and gives me a chance to back away slowly before suddenly hitting them on

the side of the head with a 2x4 so I can run away before they muster a mob of balaclava

wearing knuckleheads looking to kill anyone with a differing opinion. So I've decided to

live by these brilliant leftist arguments for the foreseeable future or until my theme song

starts, whichever comes first. For instance, if you should come down with a serious case

of the virus and end up in a hospital bed with a ventilator mask on and tubes running

in and out of every orifice of your body, that shows you should live like that all the

time and maybe put your leg in the cast as well just for good measure. If your city is suddenly

turned from a vibrant center of culture and commerce into an empty series of stone canyons

in which the most entertaining thing happening is a crumpled piece of paper caught in a swirling

updraft, then you should abandon the city all the time and return to the land where you

can use your many agricultural skills like excavating your left nostril while watching

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