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Slack.com slash DHQ. In an event, some people hailed as a miracle, a voice spoke out of

nothingness yesterday, endorsing Joe Biden for president. Then they looked behind the podium

and saw it was Michael Bloomberg. Bloomberg dropped out of the Democratic race for president

after spending more than half a billion dollars in advertising and amount which averages

out to a million and a half dollars for each snicker, his staff suppressed behind his

back. Bloomberg, who ran on a platform of not being Bernie Sanders only shorter, lost

every super Tuesday race except for the one in American Samoa where the residents offered

to proclaim him a god, then sacrifice him in hope of rain. Although Bloomberg spending

did raise his profile from being a mayor in New York City to being a laughing stock

throughout the entire country, his campaign hit a snag when he was forced to emerge from

his bathroom where he had been wallowing in a tub full of gold coins and then stand

on a debate stage with such political tightens as an 80-year-old communist, a daughtering

old man, a make-believe Indian, an angry little person no one recognized, and a gay guy

who really did bear a remarkable resemblance to Alfred E. Newman. Faced with these formidable

competitors, Bloomberg discovered he was actually a non-entity but was so rich no one

had had the integrity to tell him. In a concession speech shouted up at the podium microphone, Bloomberg

told the crowd gaping in all-struct silence at the spectacle of a voice seemingly coming

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