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Slack.com slash DHQ. The nation is waiting with baited breath to discover which Hollywood

knitwear is going to endorse which socialist lowlife. All across America, voters are asking,

if Tom Hanks supports Joe Biden and Scarlett Johansson supports Elizabeth Warren, will

we vote for Donald Trump because of Hanks or because of Johansson? Reports are spreading

that large numbers of good-looking genetic jackpots who pretend to be other people by convincingly

reading lines off a page are not certain who to vote for, which leaves many Americans asking

some serious questions like, what's for dinner? And where in tarnation did I leave my glasses?

And that popular favorite while you're up, would you mind getting me a beer? Which entertainer

endorses whom makes a big difference, of course, to what sort of rallies candidates can

hold? For example, a dispute between rappers favor-flave and Chuck D. over whether to support

Bernie or Biden has left many voters in suspense over which of the two blithreeneau whitemen

will be able to dance around ridiculously to the most sold, deadening, and repetitive music

with the most illiterate lyrics. Whereas a divide between Dick Van Dyke and Seal Award

has left many voters wondering who would Dick Van Dyke and Seal Award. In the past, candidates

have valued the endorsement of movie stars because the movie stars gave them money, which

the candidates valued because it was money. But because socialist like Bernie Sanders and

Elizabeth Warren have to pretend not to like money until they have power and can acquire

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