As the mighty herds of Buffalo have left the great plains of her make-believe ancestors,

Elizabeth Warren has left her campaign to become the first fake Native American president.

Warren buried her heart and announced she would fight no more forever.

She walked away in a trail of tears and other Native American cliches.

Left wing pundits and other wastes of God's precious gift of life,

blamed Warren's defeat in the fact that she's a woman.

On Knucklehead Rowley, op-ed section of The New York Times, a former newspaper,

editor-in-chief blithering pavarication III wrote a stinging column headlined,

now I will lie in order to promote identity politics.

The headline was later changed when the editors realized Mr. Third had just written that as a joke

in a whimsical moment of truth telling.

The op-ed written part quote,

it's true that at one point Democrat voters made Warren their frontrunner,

but rampant and sudden sexism changed all that when she announced her unworkable and

unaffordable healthcare plan and voters suddenly realized that women can't do math or use reason.

This disgusting prejudice has to stop so that a person without the ability to reason

can become president.

Otherwise, we're just going to keep electing Republicans.

Unquote.

Other Democrat pundits lamented that we now probably won't get a female president

in their lifetime when it was pointed out that Nikki Haley could win the presidency in 2024.

Democrats objected that Haley was not a woman but a Republican.

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