Hillary Clinton says she will not endorse any of the Democrat candidates for president,

because she doesn't want to interfere when at any moment there could be a popular uprising,

and she might be called to rush in and save the day at the last minute and be elevated to the

presidency, where all her dreams would come true, and she would finally experience joy instead

of this nigh sense of bitterness and a waste. Mrs. Clinton made her remarks at the Berlin Film

Festival where they were screening her new 720-hour autobiographical film entitled,

You Think Your Life is Crap. For the occasion, the film has been redubbed in German,

and now features Mrs. Clinton's calls for the German people to arise and fulfill their destiny

by elevating her to power regardless of the law as they have done with leaders in their glorious past.

Mrs. Clinton said, quote, I don't want to jump the gun and endorse some other candidate before

the people have a chance to realize what a mistake they made last time. You never know, and I could be

walking down the street or collapsed on the floor of a hotel room or lying under the table in a

bar and suddenly find myself surrounded by a tremendous surge of humanity, crying my name and

demanding that I be made president by general acclamation. Then I would be carried on their

shoulders to Pennsylvania Avenue and installed by force in the Oval Office, where my benevolent rain

would finally begin and last until I woke up alone and started sobbing again as usual.

Unquote. The Hillary documentary has already been shown at Cannes where it created long lines

because the exits were too small for everyone to leave it once. In Berlin, the film evoked puzzled

reactions as many local viewers could not understand why Americans failed to elect a doubty grim-faced

woman who would destroy the country with her lousy policies when that's worked so well for Germany.

Trigger Warning. I'm Andrew Klaven and this is the Andrew Klaven Show.

Well, as a general rule, I'm not in favor of spreading blame around. If you commit a crime,

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