Ep. 849 - They're All Bernie Now
The Andrew Klavan Show
The Andrew Klavan Show
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2020
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:29.9 | The Democrat Party released its latest results after the Nevada primary announcing Bernie |
| 0:35.3 | Sanders is one in Iowa. Pause to let you get that joke. As Sanders continues on track |
| 0:41.4 | to win the party's nomination for president, a party spokesman released a statement while |
| 0:45.5 | running around in a circle tearing his hair and making a high-pitched babbling noise |
| 0:50.0 | by squealing at the same time he riffled his lips with his fingers. In fact, that was the |
| 0:55.0 | statement. exit polls in Nevada show Sanders far ahead of some sad old man who keeps |
| 0:59.8 | telling anyone to listen that he used to be vice president to Barack Obama and then |
| 1:03.7 | grabbing them by the arm and saying, you like Obama, don't you? Everybody loves Barack. |
| 1:08.5 | The gay guy came in third, then they make believe Indian, and finally the short angry |
| 1:12.3 | lady who pretends to be insulted all the time. |
| 1:15.2 | The exit pollsters asked voters two questions. One, who did you vote for and two, what the hell |
| 1:20.2 | were you thinking? One young man who voted for Bernie told the pollsters quote, I voted |
| 1:24.7 | for Bernie because I saw a tick-tock video of people eating cats in Venezuela and thought |
| 1:29.2 | it would be really funny if that happened here. Also, I'm not very bright. I mean, look |
| 1:34.0 | at me. Unquote. A suburban homemaker said quote, I voted for Bernie because Donald Trump |
| 1:39.5 | says rude things and before I tolerate that, I'd rather lose all my freedom and have |
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