Welcome to Curious with Josh Pax, start the show.

Come my lady, come come my lady, you're my butterfly, my sugar, my lady.

I don't think that's the word.

Welcome back to the Curious Podcast.

My name is Josh Pax and I'm your host and your name is listener.

And that's what you do.

You listen, now listen to this.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.

The holidays are almost done and I think that's really fun.

Hey, I hate that I just did that.

Nothing worse than a person singing acapella holiday songs

than making up their own lyrics.

And this is just the worst version of people.

And I encompass that.

I'm perpetuating a negative cycle here by being myself.

And I really, I just followed my own instincts in that moment.

And to know that my instincts are totally wrong.

And when left to my own devices, I sing holiday acapella into a microphone.

Makes me not only disappointed in myself,

but in human beings as a race.

I'm just sorry.

I'm bringing down the stock on all of us.

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