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Slack.com slash DHQ. During this historic impeachment trial, it's important not to just pretend

your paying attention. You've got to pretend your paying attention and really sound like

you know what you're talking about. Because if you just pretend to pay attention and

sound stupid, people will think you work for CNN. God knows, you don't want that. To

help out, I'd like to answer some of the questions you've written in about impeachment.

The first question comes from Shiv, who is currently doing five to ten in San Quentin

for forcing a minor to watch the last airbender? Shiv asks, who is Adam Shiv? And why does

he look like that? Adam Shiv is a California congressman who is appointed chairman of the

House Intelligence Committee after an all-night drinking party during which someone suggested

putting Adam Shiv in the word intelligence in the same sentence would be really, really

funny. He looks like he looks because he's been hollowed out by corruption and is beginning

to collapse inward, like the mummy at the end of that Brendan Fraser movie except without

the hot babe tied to the table, which was my favorite part for reasons I don't fully

understand. Another question comes from Kandy, who can usually be found hanging out at

Cheetah's Lounge on Hollywood Boulevard. Kandy asks, will Donald Trump be removed from

office? And if so, will I lose my job and have to start hooking again? Well, Kandy,

it's unlikely Trump will be removed from office. But if he is, yes, you will be unemployed.

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