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Slack.com slash DHQ. So I know many of you have been watching the impeachment trial until

you just want to drive a screwdriver through your eye and into your brain so that you

not only can't see the trial, but have rooted out every idea that the trial ever existed

and so it'll become like a normal American voter. So since you've been occupied with all

that, I thought you might like to catch up on some of the other stupid news that's also

being ignored around the country. For instance, Mr. Peanut died. Now, some of you may be

wondering who the hell is Mr. Peanut? But others among you may be clutching your heart and

gasping for breath because you're 97 years old and have some vague memory that Mr. Peanut

was some sort of mascot for a peanut company back in the days when you still had teeth.

Apparently, desperate bid for attention that Peanut Company plans to kill their beloved

mascot in a Super Bowl commercial, which features Wesley Snipes and Matt Walsh, although not

the Matt Walsh, but some other guy also named Matt Walsh. In the commercial Snipes, the other

Walsh and Mr. Peanut are dangling from a tree branch for some reason. And with the sacrificial

selflessness, we've come to expect from our peanuts. Mr. Peanut, let's go the branch to save

the others whereupon he dies in a fiery explosion. Many viewers were shell shocked to see the

peanut roasted. Oh, sorry. But others felt it was only right since Mr. Peanut was over 100

years old and we're a top hat and moniker, which is just creepy in a legume. In other mascot news,

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