The Department of Justice and Spectre General Michael Horowitz has issued his report on

the Obama administration's spying operation on the Trump campaign.

And he says it was great.

In fact, Horowitz says as spying operations go, it was even better than that time he and

his pals climbed to the top of the apple tree in his backyard and peaked in through Mrs.

Willoughby's bedroom window while she was undressing.

Ha, those were great days as Horowitz, back when we were all young and before the FBI

went around spying on people for political reasons.

All involved in the spying campaign are already claiming the report exonerates them by saying

they didn't do what they so, so obviously did.

Former FBI director and hysterical old woman James Comey issued a statement saying, quote,

I told you those lousy coppers would never take me alive.

They got nothing on me see, nothing.

So eat lead, John Law, unquote.

Comey then fired a Tommy gun into the air, jumped on the running board of his 1930s Packard

and sped away at a hot 40 miles an hour, daring the screws to catch him if they could.

And his CIA, mole, John Brennan also said the report exonerated him in an interview given

in an abandoned parking garage while wearing a fake mustache.

Brennan said, quote, you never saw me and you never heard this.

But if I were to say something about this and I never would, I would say that this is

all the work of a brilliant Russian agent because who, but a brilliant Russian agent would

cast suspicion on a sitting president by feeding misinformation to the public that would help

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