Ep 81: Swaths Issues
International Waters
Maximum Fun
4.7 • 782 Ratings
🗓️ 30 August 2016
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture, battle, royale. |
| 0:08.7 | We're in a post-Olympic funk. I'm going to lift you the hell out of it. You're listening to International Waters. playing for the playing for the country that says manors are everything but put the milk in before the tea and we'll fucking cut you. |
| 0:42.1 | From the movie Florence Foster Jenkins and her young adult novel, A Girl Out of Water, released in the U.S. as Goldfish. |
| 0:48.3 | It's writer and comedian Nat Lertzima. |
| 0:50.8 | Hello, Nat. |
| 0:51.8 | Hello. |
| 0:53.0 | How are you? |
| 0:53.9 | I waved like a simpleton. It's just audio. Why wave, Nat? |
| 0:57.3 | Well, I can see you. You're on Skype. It's the future. What's new? |
| 1:02.4 | Um, I mean, nothing much, really. I was just boasting that I've not drunk a scrap of alcohol for 17 days, but then my co-guessed here has ruined it. |
| 1:11.3 | Yeah, and you're having just a tiny nip. |
| 1:12.8 | So it's nothing to boast about anymore. |
| 1:14.0 | Simply by offering it. |
| 1:15.3 | Having a little nip or red wine. |
| 1:16.6 | Just a little thimbleful. |
| 1:17.9 | Why not? |
| 1:18.6 | Treat yourself. |
| 1:20.1 | I want you to black out in that, Lechina. |
| 1:21.9 | Also playing for Team UK, the other voice that you might have heard, he's a bad influence. He's from the sketch group, The Penny Dreadfolds, and a beloved past international waters guest. |
| 1:30.1 | Please welcome David Reed. |
| 1:31.9 | Hello, David Reed. |
| 1:33.0 | Hello. |
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