Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters! The Transatlantic

panel show that pits U.S. and UK comedians against each other in a pop culture battle

royale. It is a rare, gloomy, misty day. I wore a light jacket this morning. Yeah, that's

right. Yeah, applause. Silent applause. I didn't want to cause feedback on me. Yeah. I'm smiling.

Yeah, yeah. To the jacket thing. No, I know. It's great. It's great.

It's going to burn off by noon, but who gives a shit?

You're listening to International Waters.

Now, playing for the country that says, we don't know what Labor Day is, but we're pretty sure you spell it with a U.

Fresh from the Edinburgh Fringe with his critically acclaimed show, Whitey McWhiteface. comedian, Finn Taylor. Hello, Finn. Thanks for having me. You know that Finn is my dog's name. Yeah. Yeah. There is a slight resemblance in the beard area. Yeah, I'm still not sure if it's a

compliment or that kind of one. But yeah, no, absolutely. It looks like a nice dog. Finn's fucking

gorgeous. Okay, great. Yeah. Also playing for the UK stand-up comedian and author of the book, What Would Beyonce Do, Louisa Omelan? Hello. What would Beyonce do on a day like this?

Well, she'd probably put herself in a sweaty little box room and do a podcast recording, I think.

That's exactly what she would do.

That's exactly what she'd do.

So I'm here.

And then she'd lose an Emmy to James Corden.

Right, I know.

What the fuck was that about?

Lord knows. I mean, someone's got a given one. Do you know what?

I guess.

She's like, do you know what?

Have one of mine.

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