Ep 80: Hard Lions
International Waters
Maximum Fun
4.7 • 782 Ratings
🗓️ 16 August 2016
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show |
| 0:03.8 | that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. |
| 0:09.1 | It's mid-August. We're in the middle of the Olympics, the time when we can cancel our plans and yell at the TV and ogled guys in Speedos |
| 0:17.0 | and momentarily forget we're a country in decline. I love it. You're listening to International Waters. Playing for the country where the weather is currently sunny with light showers of Mary Poppins' is. |
| 0:44.8 | From that Mitchell and Webb look and Transformers, Age of Extinction, please welcome back James Bachman. |
| 0:49.7 | Hi. |
| 0:50.1 | Hello. |
| 0:50.9 | How are you? |
| 0:52.0 | I think I've got consumption. That's what I've been discussing. |
| 0:54.7 | Yeah, you've been complaining online about your coughs for what seems like months. |
| 0:58.5 | Have I? |
| 0:58.9 | I just mentioned it the other night. |
| 1:00.7 | Yeah, it's been more than that. |
| 1:01.9 | And it wasn't so much the cough. |
| 1:03.3 | It was more the weird noise that my throat makes when I'm trying to sleep. |
| 1:06.0 | Oh. which and it's like a sort of you know those like cars little toy cars where you pull them back and they |
| 1:12.8 | and then they've sort of that you let them go |
| 1:14.7 | it's like a kitten |
| 1:16.5 | is pulling one of those on some |
| 1:18.3 | grease proof baking parchment |
| 1:20.6 | get to a doctor yeah get to a doctor immediately I've been |
| 1:23.8 | I've been to doctor and he said shut up wow |
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