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President Obama has once again put forth a plan to close the American prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

The prison has been used to house Islamic terrorists who may not be prosecutable under criminal law in the United States.

President Obama says this is bad because it makes the terrorists angry and they go out and kill people.

Unless you know they're in prison in Guantanamo Bay, which they won't be if he closes it.

So you might want to watch off of that.

So far about 650 of the prisoners at Guantanamo have been released and about 200 of those are believed to have returned to committing acts of terrorism.

The rest have taken up such pursuits as knitting, macrame, abusing women and blowing people up.

The 91 prisoners still remaining at Guantanamo are considered the worst of the worst.

And President Obama says they will be transported to America while they'll be provided with all the rights of an American citizen.

Which were of course already violated when they were put in Guantanamo so they'll have to be released.

But don't worry, the likelihood is they'll be sent to Colorado and I don't live anywhere near there so we're good.

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