Ladies and gentlemen, before we begin the show today, I feel I really should apologize

for some of the things I said on yesterday's show, you know, careless moment for instance.

I may have said that women are different than men and have different desires, outlooks,

weaknesses and capabilities.

And of course, that's all true, but I want to apologize for saying it because it's

the kind of thing that makes women hysterical.

They get completely irrational and, you know, they start going at you with those high screechy

voices so that it gets really hard to concentrate on the TV.

And I like to watch TV, so I'm sorry I said that.

I also said that there are dysfunctions in the poor black community that have nothing

to do with how blacks are treated by whites and everything to do with how blacks behave

themselves.

And I'm sorry I said that because if blacks were to stop blaming white people for their

troubles and start taking responsibility for themselves, they would undoubtedly rise

in society and achieve more and get better jobs, making it harder for us white people

to get those jobs.

And we wouldn't want that.

So I apologize if I gave black people any ideas.

And I also said that there may be certain tenets of Islam that inherently lead to violence.

And I'm very sorry I said that because those Muslims will kill you in a heartbeat over

that kind of thing.

And finally, in segwaying from a discussion about Donald Trump directly to a discussion

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