A left-wing press is declaring Congressman Adam Schiff a hero because of Schiff's attempted

impeachment of Donald Trump on grounds the president did some damn thing or other.

Unlikely liberal hero the New Yorker calls him, Democratic heroes, as the Daily Costs,

and the Hill Declare Schiff star rises with impeachment hearings.

To test the veracity of these headlines, we at the Daily Wire sent a team of imaginary

reporters to left-wing gathering sites like Brooklyn and the men's room near the Greek

theater in Griffith Park to listen to unfounded opinions, vague impressions, and self-indulgent

emotional mondering sort of like the impeachment hearings themselves.

For instance, we interviewed Lester Lipschitz, a left-wing activist currently working on his

PhD thesis entitled, Internet Porn, and how to keep it from showing up on your mother's

credit card bills.

Asked about Adam Schiff, Lipschitz said, quote, the man is a great American hero like Shagu

Vera or a Lissamolano, because while greedy corporations are being racist by creating jobs

where black people have to work just like in slavery days, except for, you know, getting

salaries and stuff, Schiff has kept the country focused on the important things, like something

somebody said about what the president said to some guy and some other country somewhere.

Unquote.

Professional feminist, Shirley Euslaus, is currently employed framing her diploma in

vaginal grievance while working off $300,000 in student debt by nodding vigorously whenever

Bernie Sanders promises free college for everyone.

Miss Euslaus expressed enormous respect for Schiff saying, quote, congressman Schiff is

a true feminist, and that he does nothing for anyone while complaining about men for purely

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