Ep 80: The Carrots of Possibility
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2014
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
While assisting a group of old-timey settlers, Captain Baxter and the rest of the pack--er... crew--follow the call of the wild.
Improvised on Oct. 20th, 2013. Title suggested by Roderick Millar via Facebook.
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| 0:00.0 | Miss Twillen, this is going to be your homestead. |
| 0:09.0 | You and the settlers should be able to find everything you need here. |
| 0:13.0 | There's a freshwater source about 20 kilometers from here, so you can set up irrigation into your farmlands. Thank you. Do you need anything else, Miss Twillen? You to stay? Oh, I wish that I could, but I can't. All right. Well, in that case, could we have some medical supplies? Oh, sure. What do you need? Everything that you need. Yeah, just anything to heal people when they're not well. Oh, well, that's vague, but okay, I'll tell my doctor to put together some general supplies to help you out. And then... Lil'am, Andy was kicked by an ox. Oh! Onloading the ox. Captain, you have to stay. I can't stay. I'm the captain of starship. Please stay. When someone gets kicked by knocks, we have a party. |
| 0:56.0 | Oh, I assumed that was a medical emergency. |
| 0:58.5 | Well, we can stay for a party. |
| 1:01.5 | I think we can. |
| 1:02.2 | Miss Twillen, Miss Twillen, can I come to the party? |
| 1:07.7 | Oh, sick Susie, of course you can come. |
| 1:11.6 | Oh, Captain, we always throw a party with Six Susie. |
| 1:14.6 | Oh, that's great. |
| 1:15.6 | How are you doing, little pumpkin? |
| 1:18.6 | Oh, you know, every day's day, I ain't did yet. |
| 1:23.6 | That's great. |
| 1:24.6 | I have much the same philosophy. |
| 1:26.6 | Philosophy. What? |
| 1:28.3 | I don't learn a word today. |
| 1:31.3 | Oh, Susie loves the blown in words. |
| 1:33.3 | She always sings a little song when she learns a word. |
| 1:36.3 | Today I learned a word I didn't know. |
| 1:40.3 | I learned a little word I did not know. |
| 1:43.3 | I just got a text message on my tricorder. |
| 1:46.0 | Okay. |
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