Ep 81: Who Watches the Weight Watchers

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2014

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

With Captain Baxter indulging in a Starfleet conference, the crew has to slim down with the help of a super-sized friend.

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0:00.0	Commander here are the points that the captain assigned for you.
0:20.0	Okay. You gave you 252 points for the day.
0:23.3	Oh, is that a lot?
0:25.0	Well, I only get 185.
0:27.2	Okay.
0:27.6	Well, I am bigger than you, or is that the problem?
0:30.4	I think he assigned us points based on rank.
0:33.0	I should have probably brought this up in the meeting with the captain,
0:35.4	but I think when he's gone, Weight
0:38.7	Watchers is not one of the duties we have to cover for him. He seemed to think it was part of one of the
0:45.1	Starfleet directives. Okay, well, I know it's not the prime directive, but I'll be, I'm honestly
0:50.9	fuzzy on the other ones.
0:58.8	Loram, I have an ethical question.
0:59.3	Uh-huh.
1:00.4	Oh, you're with a friend.
1:01.3	Hi, Jerry.
1:02.0	Hi, I'm Jerry.
1:03.3	He's my new best friend.
1:04.0	We're besties.
1:04.3	Yeah.
1:04.9	Huh.
1:05.5	Yeah.
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